This is truly the saddest thing I have ever seen in my life.

Good god...so bad...

Stick to writing! This is not entertaining enough to be viewed by many, which is lucky for you Kelley, or this would be very embarrassing. Also, when was that picture taken? You look about 20 years younger.

Are you kidding me? Is he drunk? Front page of The Seattle Times!??! Surely, there must be a cat stuck in a tree in Woddenville story they could cover

This video post is totally ridiculous and very poorly executed. I watched about 1 minute of it and was shocked that the Times would publish something so sub par.

No, it's not the "front page of The Seattle Times." It's just the Web. They'd never waste paper printing something like this.
It'll be here 20 minutes and they'll be on to something else.
At least I hope so.

MAKE-UP!

Steve, don't let them do this to you!

This is just pathetic... Seattle Times is sinking to a new low. STOP FEEDING US CRAP IN THE FRONT PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry Steve...this sucks man...

Steve, please ....
If you're going to do this, at least move the camera up 6 inches and sit up straight.
It'll take years off.
Never look down into the camera.
Better yet ... get back to your keyboard.

Truly PATHETIC. I'm worse off for having stepped into this pile. The Times is bleeding money.....I wonder why???

That was painful to watch.

Maybe I'm wired differently, but I thought this was a real hoot! And besides, the REAL Ichiro would never say anything about anything. Kudos for Kelley for trying something different. It sure made me laugh!

Wow, I feel so embarrassed for Steve Kelley. Isn't it enough how he is mercilessly ridiculed by the Seattle sports reading community for his insane overuse of one-sentence paragraphs? And now this, which is sure to become his Britney Spears head-shaving moment. This reminds of that scene in Good Morning Vietnam when that dude tried to show Robin Williams what humor was like on the radio, making awful jokes and honking an old car horn. This will become the fodder of national ridicule. Steve Kelley - retire while you have any shred of respect remaining.

That man touched me in a bad place! Help me!!!

He read that script on his desk worse than Brittney Spears on SNL. Ugly.

is "getalife" your wife? What everyone else says.....stick to writing and leave the new media stuff to people who can do it alot better. Apparently not the sports dept at the Times.
So unprofessional and degrading to intelligent life forms.

Funny!