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August 18, 2008 5:17 PM

Monday prime-time: NBC mocks its own late-night viewers

Posted by Ron Judd

Once again, watching NBC so you don't have to -- or so you know when to switch from CBC:

20:50: More cutting wit from Bob Costas

OK, those of you who love to get fired up about the network should stay tuned until the last bit of tonight's prime-time broadcast. Because there, Costas -- and we would not joke about this -- does a little packaged bit, poking fun of the fact that people all across the country are forced to stay up all night to watch NBC's coverage.

Which I guess is sort of funny if you stayed up to watch live coverage that just happened to run late. But a lot less amusing if you stayed up simply because the network spoon-fed you packaged, delayed coverage.

"We hear you, America!" Costas quips, never mentioning the tape-delay issue. He then proceeds to give some faux health tips for American sleep-deprived viewers, courtesy of the network's medical specialist, such as:

-- Stay hydrated.
-- Tell yourself you only need 4 hours sleep.
-- Listen to whatever was on Michael Phelps' iPod.
-- Skip work. "You're never going to see another Olympics like this, anyway."

We can hear the laughter echoing from Denver to Los Angeles.

Can't get any worse than that. Over and out.

If you happen to be online and have access to Universal HD channel: Team handball!!
And then table tennis.

Al Trautwig quote of the night, on the Nastia Liukin/He Kexin gymnastics judging controversy, after his co-commentators opined that Liukin should have won: "Four of the six judges are from countries that have never produced a single Olympic medalist."

In other words: They're morons. But the last time we checked, the same group was scoring for everybody.

We note that the West Coast feed of NBC is now showing the Liu Xiang injury withdrawal: 20 hours after it happened. East Coasters are still watching the finals of women's uneven parallel bars. CBC: Cycling portion of men's triathlon.

Bob Costas, Tim Daggett and Bela Karolyi are talking about judging controversies in gymnastics. Uh-oh. It looks like...yep: Bela has just coughed up a lung.

CBC, live (apparently) in the DTZ, is showing the start of the men's triathlon. The women's version, yesterday, was carried in great detail by CBC, and was one of the best visual spectacles we've seen from the Games. (For one thing, it showed us a lot of China, outdoors, in the sunshine).

For the second day in a row, nothing on NBC. Nothing. Did they not get the schedule?

NBC has just shown the U.S. men's sweep in the 400 hurdles. CBC: The bike portion of the triathlon. It's a good race.

It ends. The U.S. wins. Yay. On to gymnastics, women's trampoline.

Meanwhile, in the official Beijing protest zone: Silence.

18:30: Do the people of TImbit Nation realize that they're missing the semifinal women's beach volleyball match?

Dick Ebersol was right: America is captivated by Misty and Kerri. I certainly feel captivated -- or at least some variation of captivity -- right now.

CBC, live in the DTZ, is showing that 4-year-old Chinese girl on the uneven parallel bars.

Oh, no. Heather Cox has just divulged that Misty has a cold. This is what happens when you walk around in your underwear all the time.

Actual NBC quote in the background (heard over mower) "They don't seem to care about, 'Is Misty better?,' or, 'Is Kerri better?"

The winner plays for the gold medal. The loser? Who cares?

It has begun. Beach volleyball. Time to mow the grass.

NBC has the women's discus, including gold-medal winner Stephanie Brown Trapton of the U.S. It's essentially highlights of the competition. They're calling it the biggest upset of the Games so far, because Trapton finished third at the U.S. trials. Seattle's Aretha Hill finished seventh. It's the first gold medal for the U.S. in this event since 1932. Coming up later, NBC promises: Beach volleyball!

OK, we were kidding about the trampoline.

NBC: Usain Bolt of Jamaica and Shawn Crawford of the U.S. measure one another in heats of the 200 meters.

On NBC, women's hurdles prelims from yesterday.

Good evening, DTZ. NBC has led off its nightly East Coast primetime show (you'll get it at 8 p.m. local time) by showing Chinese hurlder Liu Xiang hobbling off the track and out of the Olympics. I think I remember posting that on this blog yesterday morning. Or was it the day before? Can't remember.

CBC, live in the DTZ, is showing gymnastics -- the trampoline -- which we have to admit is sort of cool on TV.

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