Hey, Bush's lead speechwriter is quitting, so there's a job opportunity for a gooderest writer out there. Here's a few criteria you'll likely need to meet:
Can you fit the words "freedom" and "evil" 15 times into two sentences?
Can you spell out all big words phonetically, and provide definitions in the footnotes?
Can you write lame apologies (oh, wait, sorry, that was for Clinton. Besides, Bush would never apologize because, you know, he's never wrong).
Are you comfortable suspending reality and writing what Karl Rove wants you to?
Are you good at repetition and repeatedly repeating talking points?
Can you take complex issues and present an extremely narrow view worded in simplest terms of good and evil, black and white?
If so, you may have a good shot.
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