Want a great recipe for turkey? Well, who else would you turn to but ... Andre Agassi?
You know, I really don't understand why being a celebrity makes you an expert on everything from collect calls and long distance rates to diets and yummy apple crisp.
Even seemingly logical endorsements, like sports stars pimping shoes and deodorant, are dubious. Crazy as it may sound, I suspect maybe, just maybe, they are just endorsing whoever offered them the biggest paycheck, and did not first actually do a comprehensive Consumer Reports style comparison.
Really, that's no secret. What I find sad is that it works. The reason sponsors pay millions of dollars to Michael Jordan (or hopefully about $.17 cents to Carrot Top), is because celebrity sponsors do increase sales. Oh, Britney Spears says it's good? Well, it must be good then.
Because remember folks, even if your favorite sports star can barely speak gooder English and stuff doesn't mean they ain't got no opinion or ... opinion or stuff on these things. And really, it's all about the team, and just doing the best you can do.
And like, you know, Hollywood stars had to get PhDs in political, nutritional, social and physical sciences to, like, get where they are you know? And the whole cast was really great to work with.
Frankly, about the only thing I might take advice from a celebrity on are defense lawyers and divorce lawyers.
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