In addition to solving the world's health problems and creating jobs, biotechnology and cloning could do many things specifically for Washington State.
First, we could clone those spotted owls and stop worrying about them.
We could design fire resistant trees.
We could engineer pizza-flavored coffee beans. Okay, wait, maybe not. I think we're still recovering from the coffee-flavored microbrews.
We could bio-engineer year-long tans. This would be a good money-making export as well except maybe to Ohio and the Deep South.
We could reverse the bio-chemical effects of road rage so that sitting in traffic actually becomes an intense pleasure-inducing experience.
We could engineer sports teams that actually win.
By scientist! The possibilities are endless!
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