And I thought I was normal... silly me. I finally have some addiction to complain and sue about because it isn't my fault! A recent study has found that people can be addicted to such items as ribs and chocolate. The vital discovery was the link of brain activity when presented with a favorite food that was similar to the reaction of a coke addict getting ready for his next snort.
Wait a minute... I love ribs and chocolate! In fact, I have ribs and chocolate whenever I have a chance! No wonder I'm freakishly skinny with the muscle mass of a flying squirrel! I'm just waiting for the first silly lawsuit to come out of this.
Of course, my brain's going to be excited about a burger... I LIKE BURGERS!! Don't take them away, or I'll become very angry, maybe even twitchy. My fiance wouldn't complain too much, though... she hates burgers.
Obese people have something else to do now again besides exercise-complain about the additives Tony Roma's puts in those ribs which made them have to come back. Then the government can put warning labels on my Big Mac.
I'm curious what's next, sports addiction? Because I can't wait for the next World Series game (which, of course, won't include the M's, who by that time will have choked in August again) and am excited now I can be addicted to baseball.
Wow, talk about being addicted to punishment.
Seriously, people, please be reasonable about a study like this. Ribs taste great, and do not cause people to not exercise and not eat vegetables.
By the way, I'm also addicted to love and Jesus, it just hasn't been scientifically proven yet.
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