If you don't vote for Bush, you are probably having an affair with an Al Qaeda terrorist. Seriously, Bush has taken his college cheerleading skills to a new level full of propaganda--and Nigel Stark is obviously on board. To love America is to love everything Bush, no compromising ideals in Camp Patriot.
Oh, but those "foolish Spaniards" with their misguided votes and their sensitivity to large bombs in their urban centers, what wimps. If Bush was running that outdated superpower, we'd have another Inquisition and we'd drive the Arabs back to Morrocco. Who are the Spanish to question clumsy American policy when it puts death on their doorstep? If only they were like the modern Patriot and just agreed with everything Bush said, then they would have that terrorist problem wrapped up in a jiffy.
Wait a second, the American military is doing everything Bush wants them to and Al Qaeda is still effective. Hmmm...Does that mean Bush's war on terror is...worthless, misguided and mismanaged or just misunderstood? Must be that
last one.
It's starting to get a little complicated though--those nasty realities are almost enough to make a real American wonder about these policies. Wait..must be firm and unyielding....no time to think, must be firm...
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