A portrait of misdirected energy, Spencer Abraham, the president's handpicked Energy Secretary and generally grotesque goon, was making the television rounds yesterday as news was breaking of Spansih dissent.
Spencer Abraham, the human smokescreen, was able to produce a productive U.S. message to coincide with news that the Spanish people had lost faith in American relations. As word of the Spanish backlash was breaking across
Europe, American television screens showed an obese Abraham parading gallantly in front of crates apparently containg Libyan WMD.
In case you've forgotten about the ever-pivotal Libya, prepare to hear more from that small, insignificant clump of dirt in the coming months. Every time a
negative story breaks on the US campaign, expect President Bush to counter with Spencer Abraham straddling a drum of confiscated Libyan Petroleum Jelly, just to remind the faithful that we have found weapons, at least somewhere.
It's nice to have Libya to plug at your convenience. Not that anybody anywhere was ever losing sleep over Libya, but it's an Arab name for Bush to toss around, and that's good noise for his party.
Stay tuned to your television set, word is Khadafi has a vat of Insect Repellant just itching to reach the evening news circuit. The story will break in accordance with any noteworthy American flops that might garner our dreaded attention. Ah, thank God for distractions...where would Bush be without them?
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