That's what Eyman called it, though it doesn't strike me as quite so bad. Eyman is in the back room at Mick Kelly's. A woman walked up and was standing at the perimeter of his crowd. Eyman thought it was the waitress and announced her arrival to his chums and asked them to order up.

"I'm not the waitress," I heard her say. She soon left. Eyman told me the woman told him she was a writer for The Stranger.

Nicely played, Tim.