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Apple Cup jokesComments: 6 How many Cougars does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What's the difference between UW and WSU? Send us your favorite Huskies and Cougars (clean) jokes and we'll put the best online. Selected comments Q: Where do you go in Seattle if there is a tornado? A: Husky Stadium. There are never any touchdowns there. Posted by Michael Preston in Pullman, WA at 10:30 PM, Nov 16, 2006 What's the difference between the Huskies and Cheerios? Cheerios have a better shot at making it into a bowl. Posted by Gregg Donnelly at 12:21 PM, Nov 17, 2006 Question: What do all UW and WSU graduates have in common? Answer: They all applied to UW. Posted by Buckwheat Clark at 12:39 PM, Nov 17, 2006 Do you know how you keep Cougars out of your back yard? Just put up some goal posts. Posted by Mark at 01:20 PM, Nov 17, 2006 Why did they put cardboard over the Husky field? Because the Huskies look better on paper. Posted by Ron at 01:33 PM, Nov 17, 2006 An eighth-grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Washington Husky. She asks her students how many of them are Husky fans. Twenty children raise a hand; one girl doesn't. The teacher asks what she is. "Why, I'm a proud Washington State University Cougar," the girl said. "My mom and dad are Cougars, so I'm a Cougar, too." The teacher is a little perturbed and tells the girl that is not a good reason. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron," the teacher said. "What would you be then?" The girl smiled. "Well," she said, "THEN I'd be a Husky." Posted by Jeff Pietila at 02:07 PM, Nov 17, 2006 |
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