Last week Libby asked "What's the deal with Dick Cheney?"
And I have to add another: What's the deal with John Kerry?
Admittedly, I'm on the Anybody but Bush bandwagon, so the competition could've spent the entire convention dancing around naked in a circle of howler monkies and he'd still have my vote; regardless, Kerry himself is not allowed to be on the ABB platform.
I haven't recieved any mail from him in the past three weeks that wasn't predominantly critical of the current administration with very few solid alternatives, and news.google.com (the current newssource of choice) hasn't had an article about his actual platform in weeks.
As all post-middle school girls know, anyone who spends all his or her time criticizing someone else has low self-esteem. Maybe if he made it more obvious what he was actually planning on doing he wouldn't be so pathetically far behind in half the polls.
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